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新闻链接>>>>>>>詹姆斯发推：今儿看球了 布朗尼绝对比有些阿猫阿狗要强 有点搞笑

湖人球星勒布朗-詹姆斯今日发推写道：“兄弟，我今天在League Pass（NBA官方观看平台）上看球了，布朗尼绝对比有些阿猫阿狗要强。有点TM搞笑。”

[–][NBA] Best of 2021 Winnerurfaselol 1112 points 2 hours ago

Bron drinking too much wine tonight

球迷：老詹晚饭几个菜啊~这也喝得太高了~

[–]Letsgohomeca 162 points 2 hours ago

3 bottle minimum

球迷：说这话的时候至少3瓶下肚了

[–]RoboiosMut[] [score hidden] 10 minutes ago

With free Wifi

球迷：另外，八成WiFi也是免费的，所以爽到心缝儿里去了~

[–]NBAigoslowly 18 points an hour ago

hopefully he drinks more and starts naming the players

球迷：希望老詹再多喝几瓶，把阿猫阿狗的名字也报出来~

[–]Trail Blazerstoadtruck 11 points 3 hours ago

Name names you coward

开拓者球迷：对啊，谁是阿猫阿狗~名字说出来啊，怂货~

[–]RaptorsGoatsanity15 [score hidden] 13 minutes ago

Westbrook probably

猛龙球迷：可能是威少~

[–]Lakerserictmo 98 points 2 hours ago

LeVino

湖人球迷：他是：勒布朗-假酒喝多了的-詹姆斯！

[–]Tampa Bay RaptorsRaptors2017champs 53 points 2 hours ago

Bronnys gonna bust from this pressure

猛龙球迷：这么一搞，布朗尼以后可就压力山大咯~

[–][POR] Brandon RoyNevermoreSEA 1258 points 2 hours ago

How drunk is this man right now?

开拓者球迷：老詹大哥现在酒酣几何啊？

[–]LakersJilJungJukk 421 points 2 hours ago

Drunk enough to go for Grant Williams head while sipping some Lobos during rehab

湖人球迷：詹哥他呀~养伤不误酌酒，酣饮醉骂猫狗，格威中枪了否？

（此时的格威）

[–]Sunssylvestersquad 123 points 2 hours ago

My money is on him talking about Kira Lewis jr. Pels kings was only game on league pass at the time and the Pels been ass of late.

Kira Lewis was 1-7…also has a very similar frame as Bronny

太阳球迷：不对，我打赌他骂的是鹈鹕队的刘易斯，鹈鹕和国王是那个时段在league pass上直播的唯一比赛，鹈鹕最近打得跟屎一样。刘易斯当时投篮7投1中…而且他的体型也和布朗尼很像。

注：在今天鹈鹕108-123负于国王队的比赛中，鹈鹕替补后卫凯拉-刘易斯替补出战19分钟14秒，7投1中，三分3投0中，罚球2罚1中，仅得到3分1篮板1助攻1抢断。

[–]RaptorsThe-Pharcyde 15 points an hour ago

Man is going through it not being able to play lmao. Gave us a whole play by play of his dream vs MJ and now this.

猛龙球迷：养伤打不了球，真的是把老詹给憋得够呛啊，哈哈哈~梦见和乔丹对飚这事儿才刚过去多久啊，现在又来这一出~~

[–]LakersCockroachForeign6419 651 points 2 hours ago

He saw Grant Williams shit his pants.

湖人球迷：他估计是看到格威在罚球的时候吓尿了~激发了他的灵感~

[–]KingNephew 107 points 2 hours ago

Celtics tradition

国王球迷：基操勿喷~这是凯尔特人的老传统了~

[–]jackgap 316 points 3 hours ago

LeGM back at it again trying to up Bronny’s draft stock.

球迷：詹经理奇招频出，这次他散播猫狗信息，其实是设计提高布朗尼的选秀顺位~

[–]Pelicanslegend023 97 points 3 hours ago

Bronny is Raul Neto with cronies telling him he could be Jrue Holiday

鹈鹕球迷：布朗尼打球水平就是 - 他基友口中的霍勒迪，明眼人眼中的劳尔-内托。

注：劳尔-内托，骑士队后卫，本赛季场均出战10.2分钟，得到3分1篮板1.4助攻。

[–]Trail Blazersthrowawayshirt 20 points 2 hours ago

But one of his cronies is the all time leading scorer

开拓者球迷：而他的基友之一还是NBA历史第一得分王~硬夸自己的基...儿子~

[–]Lakersboyharsher- 18 points 2 hours ago

genuine question: how good is he? like first round potential?

湖人球迷：说真的啦~布朗尼到底怎么样？选秀首轮能进去吗？

[–][SAS] Tim Duncanslowbacontron 18 points 1 hour ago

His game was rather unheralded coming into this season, but Givony recently mocked him at around #10 overall because apparently he now has a smart, well-rounded game, Givony"s betting on him to continue improving at the same pace, and the 2024 NBA draft class is predicted to be absolutely dogwater

马刺球迷：这赛季初他打得平平无奇，不过选秀专家最近模拟选秀时，把他放在了首轮第十顺位，因为现在他打得聪明，也挺全面。专家预测他会继续进步，而且外界预测2024年的选秀基本确定是菜鸟互啄~

[–]Tampa Bay RaptorsRaptors2017champs 57 points 2 hours ago

“I have the utmost confidence in what my boy is doing. He’s better than Grant Williams to me. Put Grant Williams on Sierra Canyon"s team right now and put my boy on Boston and watch what happens.”

猛龙球迷：老詹：“我对我儿砸信心百倍，他可比格威强多了~不信你把格威放到塞拉峡谷篮球队（布朗尼的球队），再把布朗尼换到凯尔特人队，瞧瞧会发生什么！”

[–]RonPowlus2Heismans 13 points an hour ago

When you put it like that... oof.

球迷：哎哟~楼上的，这话听着似曾相识嘿~

[–]Lakersthayungsavage 197 points 3 hours ago

LeVar

湖人球迷：他就是勒球爹-詹姆斯~

[–]NBAvrkhfkb 4 points an hour ago

A few more drinks and LeBron will 100% be saying:

“I can beat Michael Jordan 1 on 1. He’s too light in the tail. 5 on 5 he good. 1 on 1. I’m undefeated. Neva Lost”!!!

球迷：如果再几斤酒下肚，老詹铁定嘴大如瓢：“我1V1可以打爆乔丹，他下肢体重太轻了！虽然5V5他很厉害，但是1V1我无敌的，我是东方不...不是…独孤求败！”

[–]CelticsFlashSnoopy 367 points 3 hours ago

Lmao this is an insane tweet. Bron really does not gaf anymore

凯尔特人球迷：我的妈呀哈哈~这条推特太野了~老詹这也太不管不顾了~

[–]contourcalendar 86 points 2 hours ago

i can"t believe this is a real tweet

球迷：这真的是条老詹发的推特吗？我都不敢相信啊~

[–][SEA] Kevin DurantWestleyThe [score hidden] 29 minutes ago

I can. The last few years of LeBron checks out

超音速杜兰特球迷：我信~反正几年后老詹就拍屁股离开联盟了，管那么多干啥~

[–]Lakersfoulbowels 60 points 2 hours ago

thought the Jordan dream tweet was wild but LeBron going unfiltered is actually hilarious

湖人球迷：本以为梦见乔丹那条推特已经够野的了，没想到啊，老詹这是彻底放飞自我了，搞笑死了，哈哈哈~~

[–]Bullshydrators 3 points 57 minutes ago

I’m no LeBron fan but bringing up something from over a decade ago as your example is hilarious

公牛球迷：我对老詹本没啥感觉，但是最近十年被他搞得芳心萌动，都怪你们这个偶像啦~他实在太搞笑了呢~

[–][LAL] Alex CarusoSDas_ 105 points 3 hours ago

Pain meds and Lobos cocktail hittin

湖人球迷：我猜老詹这行为，是止痛药和鸡尾酒的化学反应，影响到脑部导致的结果~

[–]Letsgohomeca 4 points 2 hours ago

No doubt

球迷：绝对是这样~没跑了！

[–]MagicBigSteeze7 40 points 3 hours ago

Lebron should be considered the GOAT just based on the amount of hilarious content he has given us nba fans, and its only gotten better with age.

魔术球迷：老詹应该被评为造梗历史第一人啊，而且年龄越大造梗功力越深厚~

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